Hot sports opinion: the 997.2 rear end is the fried-egg headlight of 911 rear ends

"Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney" (braddelaparker) 06/11/2018 at 18:06 • Filed to: None

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Signed: 996 owner

All droopy and frowny and melty.

997.1 much better

Ahhh, sweet delicious 996 rear-end.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:11

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Wow, Kinja went full kinja with this one.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:14

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It’s not full Kinja unless it flips them upside down.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/11/2018 at 18:15

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Dammit you’re right

C62030 > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:19

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They’re both aggressively boring and nearly identical.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:20

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OK I am confused because Kinja, which one am I supposed to irrationally hate again?

The Cayenne GTS?

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/11/2018 at 18:21

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Wonder if that’s what happened to IHOP

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:25

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We’re all allowed to be wrong sometimes,

but not this wrong

The 997.2 is the second best 911 behind the ‘99-’01 996.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:30

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Well... my friend has a 996 and I hate the blob headlights, I don’t love the new tail lights either but the headlights are good. I love a 964. The 993 has grown on me now that we have everything since.

CompactLuxuryFan > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:32

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Pretty sure what you posted as a 996 is actually just another 997.1.

This is also not a good take

NYankee1927 > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:34

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And this is exactly why 991.1 is the correct answer

Gerry197 > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:36

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Nope.

chaozbandit > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:41

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Ah I see we have a sneaky Torontoppo in here.

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Nibby > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:42

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this is a 996 rear

the last 2 pictures you posted are 997s

wafflesnfalafel > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:44

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Saracen > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 18:48

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Nope. 997.2 looks better from every angle.

Signed: 997.1 owner

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/11/2018 at 21:58

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996 ass is best ass. Front is worst, but ass is heavenly.

Signed, 996.1 owner.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Nibby 06/12/2018 at 09:57

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Things got very Kinja-fied here if you’ll believe it. I tried to replace that last picture three different times and gave up.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/12/2018 at 09:58

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997.2 is undoubtedly a superior package as a whole, but I think you’re all drunk as hell ignoring the bee-stung swollen droopiness of the tail treatment.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > CompactLuxuryFan 06/12/2018 at 09:59

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Yeah, Kinja ran a number on this one, the second picture was supposed to replace the third and then there was an actual 996 in here but....Kinja.

Enjoy living in the shadow of the cave, the 997.2 rear looks like it was stung by a bee and then melted a bit, I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/12/2018 at 10:12

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I’m too traumatized from the depressing blob that is the 997.1 though.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 06/13/2018 at 12:35

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I really want a 996 Turbo